Dear Lazywebs:

[emandink]

I am in need of a diary-free birthday treat for 15 kids that can fit in a 6-year-old's backback.

My fallback is fruit roll-ups, but I'm hoping for something a little more interesting. Ideas?

Also, OMFG, R is going to be 6 tomorrow! I think I need to go back to bed.

Comments

[st-theodora.livejournal.com]

this is not allowed.

may i suggest cigarettes, coffee and booze to stunt further growth?

[emzebel.livejournal.com]

That would definitely be dairy free...